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34 ski puns that won’t leave you board

When you’re missing the mountains, there’s snow choice but to resort to some wintry wordplay to chairlift your spirits. We’re walking in a winter pun-derland with this lot…

Skiing puns

  • Ski ya later
  • It’s all downhill from here
  • You’ve taken a piste of my heart
  • ‘Tis the ski-son to be jolly, fa la la la la…
  • Skiing is the piste de résistance of winter sports
  • All you need is gloves
  • You’ll après-ciate a crisp pint of beer after a day on the slopes
  • Make it schnappy
Snow puns

Snow puns

  • With great powder comes great responsibility
  • Snow long, friend
  • Live like there’s snow tomorrow
  • Boldly go where snowman has gone before
  • Icy you, baby
  • Powder to the people
  • It takes one to snow one
  • If we do say snow ourselves
  • There’s snow place like home
  • Dance like snowbody’s watching
  • Let’s get this snow on the road
  • Don’t flurry, be happy
Snow puns

Mountain puns

  • Can I Alp you?
  • Alpine for you when I’m gone
  • Have we peaked your interest?
  • Actions peak louder than words
  • What’s the Matterhorn with you?
  • And they lived happily Everest after
  • Want a sneak peak?

Winter puns

  • It’s a winterful life
  • The winter takes it all
  • Crazy little thing cold love
  • The best things in life are freeze
  • I came, I thaw, I conquered
  • Head for the chills
  • Freeze a jolly good fellow

There’s snow possible way these puns can get any worse. Think you could do better?

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