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21 ski puns that won’t leave you board

When you’re missing the mountains, there’s snow choice but to resort to some wintry wordplay to chairlift your spirits. Here are some of our favourites…

Skiing puns

  • Alpine for you when I’m gone
  • You’ll après-ciate a crisp pint of beer after a day on the slopes
  • Make it schnappy
  • Dance like snowbody’s watching
  • Ski ya later
  • What’s the Matterhorn with you?
  • All you need is glove(s)
  • Can I Alp you?
  • It’s all downhill from here
  • You’ve taken a piste of my heart

Snow puns

  • With great powder, comes great responsibility
  • Snow long, friend
  • Live like there’s snow tomorrow
  • Boldly go where snowman has gone before
  • Icy you, baby
  • Not snow fast
  • Powder to the people
  • It takes one to snow one
  • Icy what you did there
  • Freeze a jolly good fellow
  • The snow must go on

There’s snow possible way these puns can get any worse. Think you could do better?

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